Disclaimer: This post in no way is meant to condemn, offend, or personally
attack anyone. It is about the big picture message and is simply my opinion. If
it comes off as snobby, then it may well be. I have a B.A. in English and I
take language very seriously.
This weekend, in my
just-opened-my-eyes-but-still-in-bed stupor, I posted a mini-rant about those
Facebook memes floating around that say things like “Name a city in
Pennsylvania that doesn’t have the letter ‘e’ in it.” I’ve seen these for movie
titles, states, songs, animals, etc. A
lot of times, they look like the one below:
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| Django Unchained, The Change Up (c'mon, make it a challenge) |
I saw one yesterday that
had a little anecdote added: “this ones really tricky guys ;)” {sic}. I think
it was name a fish without the letter ‘a’ in it (flounder, monkfish). What are
these little memes trying to prove? The one above lacks proper capitalization
and punctuation. The grammar is often incorrect. Usually, they have
THOUSANDS of comments in response. Maybe it speaks to the limited vocabulary of some? It
makes me wonder about the person(s) who created these. Do they really think
they’ve created a stumper? For them, maybe something like this is hard. Does
reading a thousand answers and “this isn’t that hard dummy” (an actual comment
on one post) gnaw at their self-esteem? I think some may just be trying to get
a response, to garner X number of shares/comments/likes. But if you’re going to
post something about words, at least spell everything correctly and use proper
grammar.
Side note, I often see
comments on these along the lines of “some ppl on here can’t use grammer,”
{sic} and a little piece of me dies inside. I saw one of these that said "name words that use all the vowels" and waaay too many comments were "what are vowels?" I wept.
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| THIS. Thanks Mark. |
The larger point I am
getting to is about the breakdown in language and lack of vocabulary that I am witnessing on a daily
basis. Even with the sometimes annoying and always hilarious invention of
auto-correct, I see posts, statuses, texts and even professional e-mails at work that are misspelled, under
punctuated and filled with “lols” and short-hand. I gave up auto-correct as a
means to a) see if I could get away from the crutch and b) remind myself of the
value of typing/texting etc. without spelling assistance. It was hard for
approximately one day. I won’t lie- that assuming the word you want thing is
pretty handy for typing speedily. It was also hilarious when auto-correct robot
got it wrong. But I no longer need it. It
is a great necessary tool for many and yet, I see so many mistakes and so much
short hand that sometimes posts are not even readable.
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| Funny! damnyouautocorrect.com |
My teacher friends can
speak to this; I don’t think educators have stopped teaching proper spelling,
grammar and punctuation. Nor have they stopped teaching essential vocabulary words.There are a wealth of amazing teachers out there (Emily,
I STILL think about the skunk and the pumpkin when I am trying to remember
prepositions) who teach the basics and teach well. So what’s happening? Has
the internet ruined it all? For as long as I can remember, even all the way
back to AOL Instant Messenger (throwback!) I have always typed/written with
proper capitalization, punctuation and spelling (or always tried to and
naturally got better at it with age and education). I rarely use short hand.
People argue speed, but it actually takes me longer to do all the short hand stuff. I am wired to do it
correctly. Many of my friends are the same. I have FB friends (who shall remain
anonymous) who post statuses that are so short handed, so misspelled and
under-punctuated that I cannot even understand what they are saying. I have to read
it 3 or 4 times to get the gist. And then, people comment/react (much in the
same shorthand manner) like they totally get it. So what’s different? Who or
what is to blame?
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| It's not right to write before you're sure your writing is right. |
Before you say “oh it’s
just FB or chat or texting etc.” let me tell you something. I work with
graduate students, most of whom are adults 30+ years old. I think my oldest
student is 65-6. I get e-mails daily that are hard to read due to misspelling
and poor grammar. From GRADUATE students. They are professional students,
writing to academic and administrative professionals. Why is this okay? There
have been times I have wanted to write back to them “I cannot answer this
message until you use proper spelling and grammar, and then I’d be happy to
help you,” but alas, that would not go over well. I’ve seen letters of appeal
that I want to attack with my red pen. When working in the writing center when
I was attending college, I would see papers, academic papers, with “r” in place
of are and lol, and mix-ups of there, their, and they’re and you’re and your
etc.
What I am talking about
here isn’t the occasional typo or spelling error or lack of grammar (we’re all
guilty from time to time). I’m talking about the chronic communication problem.
Granted, in many cases I only see what someone posts on FB- maybe they are
better, more serious writers off the social media landscape. But what if they
aren’t? And don’t you want to represent yourself in the best possible light? As
mentioned before, I see this issue in e-mails and papers and all manners of
communication I encounter. And I think it’s getting worse.
We could blame
technology, which I think plays a huge role. Our faces are more or less always
stuck in front of a screen. We use the internet for fun, for work, for
learning. Sure, maybe it’s easy to get ‘lazy’ and shorten everything on FB. But
don’t you want it to be the best representation of yourself? Employers look at
this stuff, guys. And maybe to some, language and communication are not as
valuable; why take the time to learn spelling and grammar and punctuation when
auto-correct does it for us? What would happen if technology broke down, a la
ABC’s Revolution, etc. and we needed to communicate? In the event of a technology
‘blackout’ or zombie apocalypse, I know I want to be able to leave clear
messages to fellow survivors. You know what they say about Uncle Jack, horses,
and punctuation.
But maybe something else
is to blame. Maybe we just need to make a little more time for each other (sans
screens) and a little more time for putting our best selves forward, whether
that means dressing to impress, writing correctly, or smiling at strangers. Either
way, you’ll feel and look a lot more hip.
